RETURN AM!
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RETURN AM!
Beat the corrupt politicians. Collect the evidence. Return the loot.
Play full screen: tap Share, then Add to Home Screen
- 1Beat the touts
- 2Grab the evidence
- 3Knock the boss down to convict
- ?Full guide
Fictional satire. Every politician in this game is made up, and no real person is shown or named.
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WHO DEY FIGHT TODAY?
CONVICTED!
WHICH OGA ARE YOU TODAY?
Switch sides. The people are coming for their money: pay your boys, pull your trick, survive to the election.
CONVICTED!
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RUN OVER
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THE PEOPLE'S STALL
ACCOUNT FROZEN: the stall is closed until after the next level.
WHO DON RETURN PASS?
ACCESSIBILITY
Make the game easier to see and to play. Changes apply straight away.
High contrast, for bright sun
Button position
Flashing and screen shake
Raised moves the phone buttons up and in, away from a cracked or curved corner.
Turn your phone sideways to fight
The fight waits for you